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My latest act of breathtaking stupidity

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Jen Lancaster
Sep 19, 2023
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My sleep has been odd for the past week or so. I mean, I’ve been falling asleep at the drop of a dime. Just, boom, asleep. Like magic.

It’s been great, because normally…

At no point in the past week has my slumber been interrupted by racing thoughts of the time in seventh grade that I wore sheer white pants and bikini briefs with BLOOMIES across the bum,…

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