I'm Going to Be Rich!

I'm already screwing up a New Year's resolution

On my list of what’s “out” for 2024 is frivolous spending. BUT YOU GUYS! I found a puzzle that’s like a lottery ticket.

It’s called the Two Million Dollar Puzzle, and when you put it together it’s a QR code.

And when you scan it, it leads you to a website where you find out how much money you won. (All the puzzles are different.)

So I bought one for myself, natch.

And I bought one for my friends Brian and Matt who love puzzles, natch.

And I bought one for my friend Nicole’s stepdad because he turned 81 and he loves puzzles, natch.

And I bought one for my friends Mark and Anthony who hate puzzles, but we always buy scratch-off lottery tickets during the holidays and this is kind of the same thing, so natch.