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Not So Golden Now, Eh?

Not So Golden Now, Eh?

A Lyrical Post from the "I Told You So" Chorus

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Jen Lancaster
Apr 12, 2024
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It’s been a bad week for bad men. First OJ, now Gerry Turner, the Golden Bachelor. You’ll note we’re finally using “Gerry” as that’s his government name—you know, the one that will be on his divorce papers.

After a disappointing fiscal quarter, America’s Sweethearts Theresa Nist and Gerry Turner of the Golden Bachelor have announced the dissolution of th…

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