Greetings from rainy LA! I’m writing this on Sunday night, even though you’re reading it on Monday.
Pineapple Express
Today we’re getting the second of two storms called the Pineapple Express. I’ve never heard of a Pineapple Express storm before; the only Pineapple Express I know is the marijuana. The storm is called this because it originates in Hawaii. As for the marijuana, I Googled it and learned it got its name because it’s a hybrid of Trainwreck and Hawaiian. So let’s not confuse the two. To summarize:
Let’s move on because I have a hammer update!
Hammer Time!
This morning a box from Amazon showed up at my front door. I didn’t order anything and I immediately wondered if it was a hammer. So I tore it open and you guys, brace yourself — IT WAS A HAMMER! I made this video exclusively for you:
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