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Also, we're sorry for the mayonnaise GIF

I know it’s my fault because I picked it, but I cannot keep looking at the mayo gif. It must go. IT MUST GO. I don’t know if it’s more mesmerizing or disturbing, but I legit cannot look away, so I need it off the dead center of our page. If the mayo gif and the cat butthole graphics brought in new subscribers this week, welcome, but please know this isn…