What’s Hotter than Taylor Swift & That Football Player She Made Famous?
This GD Substack. LFG.
Hello everyone! We thought it was time for an update post, but before we get down to it, we’ve created a special offer 🔥 to honor Taylor Swift finding love again. It’s called the LFG Offer and it’s available only until this Friday 10/6, so don’t sleep on it!
With that out of the way, we have a lot going on here, so buckle up! In no particular order…
Jen got Karyn to watch The Golden Bachelor and they recapped it together as a seasoned watcher and newbie in The Golden Bachelor Episode 1 Recap. This first recap is free, but as of Friday they won’t be anymore, so check it out and take advantage of the special offer so you don’t miss out!
Jen figured out why she’s been falling asleep at the drop of a hat and it’s all Fletch’s fault. You can read more about it in Calling Dr. Feelgood.
Karyn had a breakdown and contemplated the meaning of life in I'm Having an Existential Crisis. She’s quite proud of this post and the reception it received and is taking the paywall off until Friday, October 6th to celebrate the fact that we’re all going to die someday, so don’t miss it.
Jen’s fine mood has thankfully been broken because the moron who lives across the street from her started having weekly garage sales. You can read more about him and his shovel in Petty, Party of One. (Don’t sleep on the comments.)
If you’re into ADHD, Karyn wrote a stream-of-consciousness post starting with her almost calling in sick to work after eating too many cotton candy grapes and ending with a story of a fair-weathered friend. You can read more about it in Did Reese Witherspoon Slut-Shame Me?
Jen used a GIF of a man rubbing mayonnaise on his nipples in The Summer I Had to Keep Buying Mayonnaise and it disturbed her so much that she started a discussion thread of what everyone is reading and watching just to get if off the center of our front page. There are some really excellent suggestions in the comments, so make sure to check out What We're Reading and Watching.
Karyn tried to change a light fixture by herself and rat poop rained down on her head like a horror movie. If you’re into this sort of thing, check out The Most Horrific Thing Happened to Me.
Jen got sad summer was over, but it inspired her to solve all the world’s problems in Jen Solves the World's Problems...Again.
Karyn hung out with her parents and their friends for two weeks and they asked her if she knew any gay people and smoked marijuana. You can read more in Do You Smoke Marijuana?
And finally, we gave away free advice and told everyone to do mushrooms in Free Advice from Jen & Karyn, Dogs Don't Suck, But Some People Do, and Sister-In-Law Showdown.
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