Meet the Mess

Taylor Swift's New Album, Trump Seizes D.C., SCOTUS Eyes Gay Marriage Ban, JD Vance Drama, Airbnb Scams, Oasis Tour Trouble?, Austin Lake Serial Killer Rumors, Summer Drink Trends, & More

And Just Like Wrap (Up, July-Style)

Trump's White House Makeover, Tanning Makes a Comeback, Barbershop Goes Viral for Bad Cuts, AI Favors White Men, Pink Jacket Girl Goes Viral, Luigi: The Musical, and More!

I Met God

Trump Targets Beyoncé and Cheats at Golf, Sydney Sweeney's Denim Ad, Ozzy’s Farewell, Jason Momoa Shaves, Happy Gilmore 2, and More!

Living That BDSM Life*

Keanu Isn’t Flirting with You, the Biebs Returns, You Can Order a Witch on Etsy, Bacon Cereal, Fibermaxxing, and More!

Am I A Bad Person?

Epstein File Fallout, Rosie vs. Trump, Trump’s FIFA Theft, Grok’s NSFW Anime Chatbot, Kristi Noem’s FEMA Lie, and More!

And Just Like Crap

Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, Missing Epstein Files, Elon’s New Party, Texas Floods, Ozzy & Sharon’s Final Pact, and More!

Training Day