Sitemap - 2025 - Meet the Mess

And Just Like Crap

Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, Missing Epstein Files, Elon’s New Party, Texas Floods, Ozzy & Sharon’s Final Pact, and More!

Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Backlash, Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill, DIY Beauty Risks, Labubu Unboxing, the Hortmans’ (and Gilbert’s!) Funeral — and More!

Who's Afraid of Little Old Me?

May & June: Catching Up While Everything Burns

Trump Bombs Iran, Uncrustables Taste Test, Love Island Cold Sore Outbreak, Man Proposes to Chatbot, Jen Laughs So Hard She Cries, and More!

Trump’s Parade Flop, No Kings Protest, Murder of Melissa Hortman, Labubu Mania, Tasteless White House Deportation Memes, Viral Slang You Need to Know, and More!

Justin Baldoni Lawsuit Dismissed, Birkin Bag Auction, Eliza Dushku’s Career Shift, Millennial Trends, Mifepristone Ban Push, and Jen’s New Book!

Trump Fuels LA ICE Protests, Newsom Claps Back, Jared Leto Accused, RFK Jr. Guts the CDC, No Kings Protest, and More!

Pocketful of Hotdogs

Celebrity Encounters, AI Fails, Biden Clone Conspiracy, RFK Misinformation, Eddie Murphy’s Future In-Laws, Why Jen Has Hot Dogs in Her Pocket, and More!

Elon Musk Scandal, Taylor Swift Music Victory, Joni Ernst Backlash, Jalapeño Wine Trend, Hilarious Celeb Encounters & More

How Not to Ask for Favors

Trump vs. Putin, RFK’s E. Coli Outbreak, Kris Jenner’s Deep Plane Facelift, Fetterman Feels Shamed, Is Justin Bieber Broke?, Potato Chips from China, and More!

No, You Didn't Miss It

Jen Gets a New Puppy, Biden's Cancer Coverup, Taylor Swift & Blake Lively Feud, Gen Z Watches The Breakfast Club, Trump Targets Beyoncé & Springsteen, and More!

Reddit’s Top Conspiracy Theories, Trump Qatar Jet Scandal, Metallica Earthquake, Diddy Trial, Meghan Markle Lawsuit & More!

Fetterman Exposé, Texas’s Fake Furry Panic, Steve Carell’s Glow-Up, Trump’s Constitution Confusion, Harry & Meghan, Skinny Jeans Return, and More!

I'm Still Punk Rock...

I Have Failed My Son

There's Nothing Like a Mad Woman

Kristi Noem's Missing Purse, Katy Perry's Missing Rhythm, Elon Musk's Missing Condoms -- and More!

Adventures in Overspending

Pope Francis Dies, Katy Perry Returns to Earth, Trump’s Gaudy Oval Office Makeover, China Trolls GOP Rep, IRS Targets Student Loan Defaulters, and More!

A Happy Post About Nice Things

Karyn Returns — with a Cat! Meet Bertie. Plus: Trump Defies SCOTUS, Kilmar Abrego Garcia, Earthquakes, Tariffs, Stock Market Shenanigans, a Jen & Bertie Outtake, and More!

The March Wrap-Up

White Lotus Theories, Chappell Roan Chaos, Cory Booker’s Mic Drop, Pete Hegseth's Take-Your-Wife-to-Work Day, and More!

Hello, Strangers

Like, Why Are We Even Here?

Here's Another Post About Nothing

More Like a "Re-Crap," Am I Right?

This Is Me, Helping

Yeah, We Still Be Doing This

Tesla Boycott, Meghan Markle's Netflix Show, Al Green’s SOTU Drama, Jen & Ben Rumors, Swearing for Strength, Cali Sober, Taskmasing, and More!

February Wrap-Up

The Baldwins... Are a Hot Mess

Oval Office Embarrassment, Oscars Recap, Casey Anthony’s Rebrand, Bethenny Frankel's Lashgate Chaos, the Gene Hackman Mystery, and More!

We Watched 'The Baldwins' So You Don't Have To

Putin Fanboy Trump, Elon’s Not a Genius, Town Hall Chaos, Luigi’s Loafers, Kate Hudson, Jenny Slate, Pritzker’s Viral Anti-Trump Speech, and More!

Kendrick Lamar Is Brilliant, JD Vance Is a Fascist, It's Called the Gulf of Mexico, "Crazy Eyes" Kash Patel, Animal Stories, and More!

Border Collie Mode Engaged

JD Vance vs. Democracy, Cybertruck Dangers, Lip Plumping Trends, Trump’s Latest Power Plays and More!

The Rise and Fall (and Rise?) of My Sourdough Empire

Revenge of the Middle-Aged Woman

Can Elon Musk Be Stopped? Plus, Karoline Leavitt’s Future, Young MAGA, a Bear Rescue, Snowstorm Pizza Hero, Blake Lively, Flat Earthers, and More!

Are We Out of the Woods Yet?

Preserve Your Peace...

Trump's Chaotic First Week, Mark Zuckerberg's Bizarre Pivot to MAGA, TikTok Influencers Admit to Lying, and Carrie Underwood, Jewel, Vince Vaughn, Jessica Simpson, Neil Gaiman + More!

Tales from a Sourdough Scientist

Elon's Salute, Biden Pardons, Blake Lively & Justin Baldoni, French Woman Scammed by "Brad Pitt," Prince Harry Heads to Court, Disturbing Baby Names, 2025 Food Trends and More!

A New Journey Begins

Los Angeles Fires, Bannon Turns on Elon, Jimmy Carter's Funeral, Cottage Cheese's Comeback, and Jen Gets a Microphone!

What Do You Pack When the World Is on Fire?

Justin Baldoni Sues the NYT, Golden Globes Rundown, Meghan Markle Returns, Bethenny Frankel Rants on Drones or "Dior Bags", and Drunk Driving with Monkeys!

Sleighing (Slaying?) through December

Going to the Mattresses

2025: The Year of Horizontal-ing

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