Sitemap - 2024 - Meet the Mess

The Love We Shared in September

Chappell Roan Backlash, Lana Del Rey's Swamp Boat Wedding, Bridgerton Fans Scammed in Detroit, Stevie Nicks, Ashton Kutcher, and More!

The One with "Senior" Prom and Disney Adults

Diddy’s Freak Offs, Lube Drama & Bieber’s Involvement? Plus, Tana Mongeau’s Trump Offer, Fake Panda Dogs, Otter Attacks and More!

Another Spin Around the Sun

The Golden Bachelorette Episode 1 Recap

Taylor Swift Backs Kamala, Second Trump Assassination Attempt, Bon Jovi Is a Hero, Dave Grohl Is Not a Hero, a Viral Croissant Lamp, the Chonkiest Cat, and More!

Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?

Everyday We're Hustling

Taylor Swift & Brittany Mahomes, Donald Trump's Word Salad, Selena Gomez's a Billionaire, and Larry the Cat is Purrfect! Plus, Dancing with the Stars and Fyre Festival Return!

Lana Del Rey's New Man, Woman Dies at Her Desk, Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight, Telegram CEO Arrested, Aliens on Earth, and More!

August Slipped Away

The DNC & Gus Walz, Baby Bieber, the Very Demure Jools LeBron, Astronauts Stranded in Space, Chappell Roan, Obsessive Fans and More!

You Should Be Watching RHOC

Come with Me to the Doctor!

Blake Lively Feud Fallout, Nara & Lucky Blue Smith, Matthew Perry, Katy Perry, Chappell Roan and More!

Stories about My Dad

Olympic Breakdancer Raygun, Blake Lively & It Ends with Us, Taylor Swift's Vienna Concerts, JD Vance Dossier, Shorts at the Office, Dog Perfume and More!

Our Favorite Olympians, Ben Affleck's Midlife Crisis, Tim Walz's Big Dad Energy, OnlyFans Scandal, Sunburn Chic, Hot Handbags and More!

Why We Fight: The Pommel Horse Guy

Jamming Our Way through Juicy* July

JD Vance and the Couch of Shame, The Paris Olympics, Peeing in Pools, Toys We Played with as Kids, and More!

The Roof, the Roof, the Roof Is on Fire

Biden Exits Race & Endorses Kamala, Trump Picks JD Vance, Stealth Shopping, Foul-Mouth Birds, Rock-Hard Gum, Don Knotts & More!

A Sunday Video Treat

My Mom Moves Like a Vampire

Trump Assassination Attempt, Why Gen Z Is Choosing to Be Jobless, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Alec Baldwin, Bethenny Frankel and More!

Best Episode Ever?

Raw Dogging a Flight, Project 2025 Update, Travis Kelce Crying, and Rich Seniors Banging in Texas! Plus, a Real-Life Gen Z Explains Why Today's Youth Hates Feet!

It's That Time of the Month Again

Biden/Trump Debate, Chevron, Zac Efron, Nicole Kidman, Kylie Jenner, Gen X, the Paris Olympics, and Thigh Guy Summer!

Notes on a (Literary) Scandal

Spilling the Hottest Literary Tea!

Jen & Karyn Got Dumped! Plus, Justin Timberlake, Taylor Swift's London Shows, Vanilla Ice, Kevin Bacon & More!

Karyn's List of Hot Dog/Not Hot Dog

The Rectangle of Sadness

Alien Close Encounters, Princess Kate Returns, and Joe Biden, Joey Chestnut, and Animals Who Fight Back!

When You Take Your Dog's Meds

Is Gen Z Bringing Their Parents to Interviews?! Plus, Contraception Under Attack, Giant Spiders Invade the US, and Is Princess Kate Done with Royal Life?

Thread: Summer Reading List

Trixie Belden and the Mystery of the Red Velvet Chair Set

Texas & Trump, Paris Is Pooping, Shiloh Jolie, Caroline Manzo, Scott Peterson and Sarah McLachlan

May We Tell You What We Did in May?

Bethenny Frankel, Lizzo, Civil War and More!

Are We All Smarter than Today's Fifth Graders?

My New Psychiatrist

Project 2025, Diddy, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez, the Iranian Helicopter Crash & More

Leftovers for Breakfast

I'm the Weird Aunt

Day Jobs, Amirite?

I Had to Call the Fire Department!

Jen and Karyn Ate April!

A Day in the Life

Who Likes Makeovers?

Thread: Geriatric Hobbies, Cheddar Bay Biscuits, and the Asshole of the Week

I'm Going to Join a Dating Website

Thread: The Tortured Poets Department

Sleeping Is Wild

The Tortured Middle-Aged Poets Department

Not So Golden Now, Eh?

Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead (OJ Simpson)

A Day in the Life

What Celebrity Death Hit You the Hardest?

The World Is My Oyster

A Handful of Half-Assed Stories

March Madness - Jen & Karyn Style!

I Can't Stop Buying Sweatsuits on Amazon

Judge a Therapist by Their Stirrups

The Gift of Fear

Winners: You Get a Car! And You Get a Car! And You Get a Car!

Where TF Is Kate?

I'm Officially an Old Person

The Best of Jen Lancaster + A Weird Giveaway

Two Can Play That Game

It's Our One-Year Anniversary!

Impractical Joker

More with Allison Winn Scotch

The Lovely Allison Winn Scotch

A Whole Lot of Nothing

Princesses, Twinks and Trad Wives

February Finds and Flicks

Are You Giving Away the Tootsies for Free?

My Name Is Karyn and I Ride a Bike

What in the Actual F*ck, Kanye?

This Is Why You're Still Single

The Hot-Buttered Garbage I Didn't Know I Needed

5 Great Moments from the Super Bowl

Love Is in the Air + A Special Offer

Elevator Etiquette

Over the Moon(Jaro)

Pineapple Express, Hammer Time, and a Grammys Recap!

A Hammer Update!

It's Not ADHD, It's Antipasti

I Want My Hammer Back

January Chills & Thrills

Take the Gun, Leave the Cannoli

I Was a Teenage Delinquent

The Problem with Everyone Else

Hot Girls Are Eating Tinned Fish

This Is How We Do It

The Stupid, Low-Stakes Thing I'm Mad about Today

ADHD Brain Download

The Stanley Cup Madness Needs to Stop

The Wedding That Could've Been an Email

I'm Going to Be Rich!

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